the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

fukkkres:

greendarts:

This is worth a minute of your time

a tru american classic

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

wecameassickcunts:

do you just stare at someone’s lips & get a massive urge to just make out with them.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.
stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.